September 21st, 2017


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I tried this on a seven year old and it didn't work. I think there might be a sweet spot, taking into account trustworthiness and writing ability. Alternatively, you could spend seven years being kind an honest to a nephew or niece, just so you can pull this off.

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Hey geeks! We've sold 1/3 of all Seattle BAHFest tickets in just a few days. This one's definitely selling out, so buy soon if you want to lock in a spot!

We're also having a pre-show chat with me about Soonish. The tickets are just $1.

September 20th, 2017


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How am I the only person who's considered this consequence?

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We're now in our final month promoting Soonish. As ever, we really thank all of you who've preordered. I can't say everything, but those good early sales numbers have really opened some doors for us. So, thank you all!

posted by [syndicated profile] xkcd_feed at 04:00am on 20/09/2017
September 17th, 2017
posted by [syndicated profile] dorktower_feed at 05:01am on 17/09/2017

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Hi, gang!

While I’m recovering from Insane Bike Ride 2017 (Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.), I should probably let you know I’ll be at Hal-Con, in Halifax, Nova Scotia, this weekend. The gust list is pretty awesome – come check it out!

Friday, Sept. 22

  • 6:00pm – 7:00pm ~ Sketch Battle (Coca-Cola Stage)

Saturday, Sept. 23

  • 12:00pm – 12:45pm ~ Dork Tower and Munckin – A +10 Life in Gaming (Room 301)
  • 1 pm – 2 pm Signing, Booth A2
  • 7:00PM – 9:00pm ~ Stargazer Soiree in Delta Halifax

Sunday, Sept. 24

  • 12:45pm – 1:30pm ~ Creating Fun: Game Creation From Script to Sale (Room 302-3)
  • 1:45 – 2:45 Signing, Booth A2

Hal-Con very generously gave me a table (a2 – about as appropriate for a British-born cartoonist as you could imagine), but I won’t be bringing anything to sell. I’ll post additional times there, though, if you’d like to bring anything along to get signed. Saturday and Sunday I’ll try and be there as soon as the doors open.

Judith and I adore Canada, and it will be great to be back!

Insane Charity Bike Ride 2017 was magnificent. A record-breaker, even! Thank you all!

I’ll try and post a full report soon, but here’s how I spent my Sunday night:

 



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And you rode to the ball in a pumpkin? No wonder you were covered in orange slime.

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New BAHFEST DAY! In which Beth Bearce proposes a new method of bosonoception:



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To see today's normal update, please just click back. Sorry for all the recent nags, but we're in the final month before book launch.

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posted by [syndicated profile] xkcd_feed at 04:00am on 18/09/2017


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Alternate formulation: kids have energy but no power. Adults have power, but are tired and would like to sit and drink coffee for a few hours.

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Seattle BAHFest tickets are selling fast. Don't miss your chance to see me, Henry Reich, Sarah Andersen, and more!

September 16th, 2017
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Now, tell Siri you're sorry for all those dirty pictures you made her send.

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We have extraordinarily awesome lineups for this year's shows. I hope to see you there!

September 15th, 2017
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September 14th, 2017


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Honestly, God has rebooted the system at least twice and it hasn't gotten any better.

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Last few days to submit a proposal to be part of BAHFest San Francisco. We need your ideas to make it happen!

September 13th, 2017


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If you wanna learn about the real world, take your advice from a guy who draws cartoons for a living.

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Thanks, geeks! We're launching in about a month, and every buy helps us get a better send off during opening week.



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Of course, in real life that guy would be clawing his eyes out.

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September 12th, 2017


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In retrospect, we probably should've mentioned this when your policy began, 40 years ago.

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Hey geeks! We've opened up submissions for another week for BAHFest San Francisco. I'm just saying, if you've ever wanted a chance to share the stage with freakin' Adam Savage, this is it.

September 11th, 2017


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I hope they at least have weird social status games.

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In which Ben Tolkin explains the emergence of pwecious kitties.

 

PS: Submissions are still open to be part of our San Francisco show!

posted by [syndicated profile] xkcd_feed at 04:00am on 11/09/2017

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