Vice Versa

Sometimes I turn to watch the hamster. When she senses this, she freezes as if playing musical statues.

Sometimes, I turn to find the hamster watching me.

It comes in _crates_?

Remember when I went to the Campus shop, bought 4 bottles of Diet Vanilla Coke, and was mortified by the comment "Doing the office run, are we?"

I went in again later, and shuffled defensively to the till with a meagre two bottles.
"I managed to get another two crates in - I think you're the only person who drinks it."
Hurrah! As I said, they're nice people in the shop.