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iTunes is Importing A Daisy Through Concrete. Sometimes you go to the science fiction; sometimes the science fiction comes to you :-)

Pretend your name is Keith

Do you remember The Chicken Song?

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes

Are you still earwormed with all the lyrics?

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo

I've just looked up a terrifying fact:

Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Weeks? Twenty two years...