Note to Self

When walking home from the library with a large hardback book and two paperbacks, do not impulse buy a 10-pound watermelon.

The Devil makes thoughts for Idle Brains

When I was at the hairdresser, they swirled a big black cape around me, which billowed in the breeze from the fan. I felt dead like Batman.

And then I wondered... when Bruce Wayne goes to the hairdressers, does he feel like Batman?