You want the taste of dried leaves, burnt?

I nearly started smoking today. ( but didn't. Struggling ex-smokers may want to avoid this paean to the pleasures of the ash... )

EDIT: *Bonfires*! That's what I want, not cigarettes at all... Standing in the dark, wrapped up warm with toasty socks on, watching the flames flicker and the sparks fly skyward. Lava-hot logs crumbling into charcoal and embers.

Cigarettes are like handy portable pocket-bonfires-on-a-stick.