A Bug's Life

It's been a few weeks since the goat, and I'd planned another trial of dairy products.

What's to do in the university library when the computer network is down? Look longingly at the chocolate machine until you can justify buying some! I put my 45p into the slot, and pressed "F" and "7". The spiral wire twisted, and a Mars Bar fell down into the tray - then another one! Two Mars Bars! This was obviously a Sign that my chosen Path was True!

So I ate them. They were fairly gopping. Am not dead yet.

I now appear to be able to work the iTunes shuffle function, so it's my turn at the First Lines Quiz at last!

So, here are the first lines of the first ten tunes Shuffle gave me, sans instrumentals and the trivially obvious ("Blue Jean, I just met a girl called Blue Jean"). 1 point for song title, 1 point for artist, extra credit for special insights into my music collection e.g. "That song is usually by X but I bet you're listening to the cover version on the Return to the Forbidden Planet soundtrack" :-)

Comments screened, answers on Monday evening.

1. Every pupil in the classroom will answer the same if you ask them

2. I want to shake up this world and not to feel so useless

3. Put your head on my shoulder baby, things can't get any worse

4. We arrived at the gig looking rough; not happy, we'd all had enough

5. In the entrancing dell we laughed and sometimes fell

6. Seems like it was only yesterday when momma told me don't fall in love with the first girl that comes your way

7. The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother

8. I never thought I'd miss you half as much as I do

9. You've done it all; you've broken every code

10. Let me put my arms around your head, gee it's hot, let's go to bed