We played old 45s and said it's like the soundtrack to our lives

Meme time. If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

1. Opening Credits: Lights Out, Broadcast
( I hope this is not an unsubtle foreshadowing. )

18. End Credits: Number Three, They Might Be Giants
"There's just two songs in me and I just wrote the third"
Hey, I'm going to be a trilogy?

Too Much Lemons

Dear brain, please stop! I know you don't want to revise, but could you please throttle back on this effulgence of ideas? I do not have time to write an acrostic on the subject of lolephants. *pats thesaurus*

"I used to love playing card games," she said, whistfully

ARG THAT'S ANOTHER ONE PLZ TO BE INSERTING THE BORON CONTROL RODS NOW TO MODERATE BRAIN ACTIVITY KTHX

EDIT: And the horses thing!
EDIT II: And, 1ngi, doesn't a Cheerio look muuuuch more round and shiny like Uncle Edgar's bald patch than wrinkly like Aunty Emma?
EDIT III: And a Matrix thing! Neo in the chair, captioned "I KNO LOLCAT!"