A Bug's Life

When my hair was long, it was very impractical. It never dried (being so thick), I kept taking the easy option of wearing it in a ponytail (which does not suit me), it clogs the drains, and it was irritating when I rolled over in bed so I lay on my hair then couldn't get up! Remind me why I'm doing this, again?

Short hair needs washing every morning or I get serious 'bed head'; short hair needs more frequent cutting which can get quite pricey; the grey shows up more (I don't dye my hair (yet)); it's less flexible for styling; it's eerily similar to my Mum's haircut...