A Bug's Life

My friends with small children may well be familiar with the That's Not My... series of Touchy Feely books, board books incorporating scraps of textured fabric. That's not my puppy... its coat is too rough. That's not my robot... its eyes are too shiny. That's not my fairy... her wings are too furry. (Incidentally, the dragon's claws have the same texture as the fairy's shoes. I wonder if her shoes are made from dragon?)

For those of you struggling with bureaucracy and the workplace, we have That's Not My Problem!
That's not my problem... it's a Health and Safety issue.
That's not my problem... it's more than my job's worth.
That's not my problem... it needs someone with more authority.
That's my problem... its deadline is too close!