posted by [identity profile] molesworth.livejournal.com at 09:15pm on 08/08/2003
Man came home one night, falling about larffing, told his wife he'd just heard the funniest and filthiest limerick ever. "So what was it?" sez she, but he sez he can't possibly tell her, it's far too filthy.
"Look", sez she, "If you think there's something too filthy for me, just say 'blank' and I'll use my imagination."

So he sez, OK, it goes:

Blank blank blank blank blank blank
Blank blank blank blank blank blank
Blank blank blank blank
Blank blank blank blank
Blank blank blank blank blank cunt

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