Human Virus Scanner

[bugshaw]

This tells you which memetic viruses you are infected with. (It says it doesn't work in IE4 but it worked for me when I told it I was using Opera)

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Comments

[flick.livejournal.com]

[g] I've had to stop trying this - I'm starting to get 100% on everything...

I lurve totl so much!

[purpletigron.livejournal.com]

Hello! Did you go to Provence??

[bugshaw.livejournal.com]

Hello! Yes, and I posted a short thing about how we've come back now but LJ appears to have eaten it. It was good! Thanks for the birthday book btw, we still don't know when the new house will be completed so we can't plan any gardening yet :-(