Do you remember The Chicken Song?
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Are you still earwormed with all the lyrics?
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
I've just looked up a terrifying fact:
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Weeks? Twenty two years...
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Are you still earwormed with all the lyrics?
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
I've just looked up a terrifying fact:
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Weeks? Twenty two years...