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Bridget ([personal profile] bugshaw) wrote2007-12-18 09:27 am

Sleep is for...

... people who can sleep. Which now does not include the chap in the room next to mine. I'd been footling with my Eee, and clicked on one of the Games, which launched with a very tacky and jaunty tune. How do you switch off the sound? I panicked, and closed the lid, but it tootled on. Stuff it under the duvet. Tra la la tinkle tinkle. On the cluttered game screen I can't see a menu item for "turn the frigging noise off!" Fn+F7 has loudspeaker on/off icons, so I try that. It doesn't work. PLOKTA! PLOKTA! Mash mash mash! Initiate emergency shutdown manoeuvres! Insert headphone jack into socket and restart. Sorry... I seem to wake at 3-4a.m. about as often as not, here. Perhaps it's the heating cycle; or the "dribbling tap" sound of the boiler which makes me want to get up and check the bathroom taps are off properly. I can sleep through a lot, in 87-90 I lived in Edgware and slept through the Northern Line, but certain noises do rouse me to action. I can sleep through "Happy Gerbil repeatedly hitting a fishtank with a jamjar" but wake for "Escaped Gerbil trying to be vewwy vewwy qwiet".Maybe now I've confirmed the sound is just the boiler, I'll sleep through.

[livejournal.com profile] ewx asked people "What do you want for Christmas?" I replied "nice writing paper, books, brussels sprouts" and got all three at dinner last night. If I'd known this was going to happen I'd have put "writing paper, books, nice brussels sprouts". The food was good, particularly the butternut squash stew (om nom nom), but it is so hard to do sprouts nicely in bulk. Perhaps I should take to carrying a colour chart around with me, and not eating sprouts cooked paler than a certain threshold, say, #99FF33 (I only eat web-safe sprouts).

Sekrit Santa brought me an intriguing gift: Milton's Paradise Lost, which I've never read and which I'm horrified to discover I have been conflating with Swallows and Amazons for decades. What convoluted chain of reasoning brought me to that conclusion?? It appears to have broken the Curse of the Novelty Socks, of which I am profoundly glad. (And, um, maybe I totally overdid the sock rant at the pub on Thursday a bit.) I did do a quick check through the book, to make sure no one had added socks to the etchings, but they seem to be safe. I wondered how the art would make distinct the angels of heaven and hell, for surely the devils are angels too? But the strong, downy white bird wings of Lucifer and his crew gradually turn into wizened, taloned bat wings (which is quite neat, though denies a layer of ambiguity).

I 'ad a comedian in the front of me cab last night: "You were going to walk to $destination? That's a long way," 'e says. I says to him, "That's nothing, I walked twice as far this morning, delivering cards." [details route] "I've a tip for you for next time," says the cabbie: "you can buy little squares of coloured paper, which you tear off and stick on your cards, then you put them in these big red canisters you see on the corner of the road." Oh yes.

Wed/Th/F are swiftly filling up, so today I will be mostly doing Java and hiding from the Internet.

[identity profile] aardvark179.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure Paradise Lost really sounds like a Swallows and Amazons book, Pilgrim's Progress I think should be.

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The Pilgrim's Progress. Is that one of The Canterbury Tales? Maybe I'm just conflating all the books I've never read.

Y'know, it's quite hard to google for books about Amazon(s).

[identity profile] aardvark179.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No, all the tales in Canterbury Tales are called The x's Tale (for suitable values of x). Pilgrim's Progress is a poem and Christian allegory by John Bunyan, and was written about a decade after Paradise Lost (if I remember rightly). It's meant to be a great work of literature, but comparing it to Milton I think it merely shows the devil has all the best poems as well as the tunes.

Well, okay, it's got lots of good bits in a way, but it never quite worked for me, especially the ending.

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I fear the smily face I was making while typing the Pilgrim's Progress comment has totally failed to come through on the screen.

[identity profile] ceb.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Say what you like about the Amazons, but they do run a ruthlessly efficient online book ordering service."

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't like the work practices by which they achieve it; they make the female employees cut their right breast off so it doesn't get in the way so much when packing boxes.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/ 2007-12-18 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
We can promise you nice brussels sprouts. Both the marquis and I love them and they are on the menu!
I love Paradise Lost. Wonderful blend of philosophy, psychology and theology.

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to shred them and stir fry them with sesame oil and chestnuts :-) I think sprout stirfry was what I had for Christmas dinner last year...

You can test me on we can talk about Paradise Lost next week (but don't spoiler me for the ending!)

Good things. Squeee :-)

[identity profile] brixtonbrood.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone is wrong about Paradise Lost. The bits in Hell have their moments, but the later books are vile misogynistic claptrap. I can't decide whether
Milton chose his poetic style because he thought that being difficult to read would make people take him more seriously, or because he lacked the skill to scan whilst using readable English - probably both. (and no it's not the period, it's him).

Enjoy!

[identity profile] sphyg.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't do with chestnuts and stuff, I like my sprouts neat ;) I resisted buying my Sekrit Santa recipient a novelty musical tie.

[identity profile] johncoxon.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Swallows and Amazons is a fantastic book, just so you know!

Re: Sprouts

[identity profile] 1ngi.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
There is a lovely line about putting sprouts on in November in Victoria Wood's Reincarnation.
http://www2.prestel.co.uk/cello/Reincarnation.htm

But whenever I see sprouts now that are looking less than green, then they are November sprouts in my mind.

Re: Sprouts

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ Victoria Wood. That was essential viewing, that was. And at about the time that I was regularly eating terrible sprouts as part of my school dinners.

Re: Sprouts

[identity profile] pseudomonas.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ISIHAC last night: If you can still count them, they're not done yet.

Re: Sprouts

[identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Eurgh. Edinburgh University Regent Guild of Hobbits?

[identity profile] ceb.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Paradise Lost/Swallows and Amazons> I am quite, quite impressed :-)