Oh no! My shiny new USB stick comes with Sudoku and Mahjongg games! Luckily they only seem to be visible on the Windows machine. I had quite enough of a shock last night when I found that the third piece of this week's reading for the XML course was a 115-page presentation on XQuery.
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(A colleague decided that XML was a sensible file format for saving data to. So far, so good. Except that instead of saving a string as an attribute in one case, he saves the individual characters, each as a separate sub node. Can we say, file bloat? Can we say, impossible to find a damned string when looking for it?)
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Combine that with an all-on-one-line XML serialisation routine, and it gets difficult to examine the file and determine which text shape is responsible for the misspelt 'SPECAIL OFFER'.
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Thus you should assume that you will receive some xqueries from your future self and spend the time you would have used reading those 115 pages to invent a time machine.
I need a Bunsen Honeydew avatar.
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>I need a Bunsen Honeydew avatar.
The Internet can provide. Who'd have thought?
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I might have to trawl Muppet Shows for suitable images. Oh the hardship. :-)
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