Things I should have posted several years ago but I didn't think of them till now

[bugshaw]

"I know I said on my CV that I'm good at 'pushing the envelope' but I did not mean that I wanted to manually put 5000 envelopes through the office printer in a mail merge!"

Comments

[voidampersand.livejournal.com]

If you were pushing the envelope it would have to be 5,000 times bigger. That would be the singularity of envelopes indeed. Better to go the other way and have 25,000,000 self-assembling nano-envelopes.

[inulro.livejournal.com]

Genius.

[ms-cataclysm.livejournal.com]

eek!

are you ever coming home by the way?

[bugshaw.livejournal.com]

This very evening :-)
But y'know, now I have a job they like me to stick around till 5pm or so.

[grytpype-thynne.livejournal.com]

be any use. The more so, the more you can push the envelope of the "or so"

[bugshaw.livejournal.com]

I'm paid hourly. I am very aware of which direction I push the envelope in.