A Bug's Life

Back in July I wrote nervously about my first driving lesson in some years. Today I took my first ever test. And passed! Yay! They gave me an A4 certificate which I didn't want to fold to put in my handbag, so I held it in my lap on the way home. They may have been some cradling, and the occasional stroking but only to appreciate the paper quality. It's jolly nice paper, actually. Shall I bring it round to show you? But mostly I'm pretending to be pragmatic. That said -

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