A Bug's Life

I'm checking through my new contents insurance policy. Frozen food is covered, normally up to a maximum of £500 but I have £1000! However, the first £100 of a claim is not covered, and I don't think I can fit £100 of food in the freezer.

Also, the policy won't pay for computer equipment unless listed. They didn't ask me about computer equipment, only about possessions worth more than £1500. There might be a telephone call in my future. In the meantime, please come and steal my computer