A Bug's Life

Because in the Heigh Ho sequence, Grumpy is always behind Doc.

(I didn't know this, I had to look it up.) What does this imply about dwarf hierarchy? Doc, the wise leader in front, Grumpy precedes Happy. Are underperforming dwarfs more effectively motivated by a stick than the carrot of relentless optimism? There might be potential in some of the rest of the band of misfits - Sneezy, unless it's swine flu and he's rechristened Sicknote.

But what I mostly am is Bored. If they redid the story today, Bored would so be a character. Who else? Hoodie? Bratty? Twink? And what better way to put together a new dream team than with a nationwide search for talent, a series of Dwarf Idol??

Also in this series:
Everything I know about organisational culture I learnt subliminally from Star Trek, and
Watching Schindler's List while reading about Maslow's hierarchy of needs makes your brain bleed. Also your heart.

For this moment marks 95 hours of being stuck at home with a bad back, with OU Project Management, the tv, and now (apparently) a mind full of dwarfs. tamaranth diagnosed a growing case of Cabin Feevar before she left for a friend's wedding I am very sorry not to be able to get to. *cheers ms_cataclysm and The Beermeister!* *throws confetti* (made of sliced dwarfs)

Heroic types wishing to enact a rescue fantasy in a free evening, pls apply by cavalcade of llamas to watch DVDs and eat delivery food. Otherwise it is back to the OU (have caught up lots, and will shortly be only 2.5 weeks behind on remaining 12).