posted by
bugshaw at 09:08am on 15/01/2010
This 'concentrating on work' lark works okay for a few days, then the pressure builds up and random thoughts start escaping.
Do hamsters share? Usually they're kept singly, so the situation doesn't occur, but what do you do with your social Roborovskis when one is imploringly desperately with its little thin face for more food, and its sister is skulking guiltily at the back of the tank with ginormous full cheek pouches?
When do we stop needing nametags for clothing? They were so important when we were children. My family were a little cheap, and while they did buy nametags they ordered "BM HARDCASTLE SE" so they could fold the end over and use them for me, or the beginning over and use them for my sister.
I dreamt a kingfisher was at my window, tap-tap-tapping to get in. I suspect I was really hearing hamsters.
Vegan week is going okay - am I imagining it, or are Beef and Tomato flavour Pot Noodles okay? I am mostly missing mayonnaise and jaffa cakes.
Do hamsters share? Usually they're kept singly, so the situation doesn't occur, but what do you do with your social Roborovskis when one is imploringly desperately with its little thin face for more food, and its sister is skulking guiltily at the back of the tank with ginormous full cheek pouches?
When do we stop needing nametags for clothing? They were so important when we were children. My family were a little cheap, and while they did buy nametags they ordered "BM HARDCASTLE SE" so they could fold the end over and use them for me, or the beginning over and use them for my sister.
I dreamt a kingfisher was at my window, tap-tap-tapping to get in. I suspect I was really hearing hamsters.
Vegan week is going okay - am I imagining it, or are Beef and Tomato flavour Pot Noodles okay? I am mostly missing mayonnaise and jaffa cakes.
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I have your hamster problem in cat. My efforts to fatten up poor wasting-away Fruitcake go something like this:
Fruitcake: HUNGRY HUNGRY!!1!1! I IZ STARVING!!!1!
Monkey *looks round to check Zil is upstairs, closes kitchen door*
Monkey:OK, sweetie, here's a sardine.
Fruitcake:THANKYOUTHANKYOU! NOM!
*Licks 2.5ml of oil off the sardine, exit in direction of Outside*
Zil *thuds down the stairs and lurks behind closed kitchen door*
Monkey *Makes mug of tea, opens door just wide enough to escape kitchen while blocking Zil with feet and carrying hot tea* (Not always successful)
Zil*goes to sulk/wait in front room*
Monkey *cleverly closes door of front room and goes upstairs to work/lj*
Two hours later
Monkey *returns to kitchen with empty mug*
Fruitcake *rushes in.*
Fruitcake: HUNGRY HUNGRY!!1!1! I IZ STARVING!!!1!
Sardine *is still in bowl*
Unloved dry catfud *is under sardine*
Monkey *does washing up, prepares dinner, trips over frantically begging Fruitcake, swears...* Repeat until
Teen monkeys *Come home from school, storm into kitchen for snax, get told to do homework, go to watch TV instead, leaving kitchen door wide open as the they rush to the front room...
Zil: NOMNOMNOM *expands visibly*
Bowl *is empty except for chewed up fragments left over from Zil eating dry food with half her teeth missing. Nobody eats these. Ever.*
Monkey *shuts kitchen door behind Zil and tops up food bowls just in case...*
Fruitcake(ignoring food bowls): HUNGRY HUNGRY!!1!1! I IZ STARVING!!!1!
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My brother and I had different blue and red tags. I've still got some clothing with them on, indeed I finally wore out some tagged socks this year.
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Though there was at least one occasion when one of us paid money into our bank account and it went in the other one's, due to us having similar account numbers (we'd taken our accounts out at the same time, our parents having taken us to see their bank manager who made us feel all grown up and important!). Though this got sorted out immediately, and the first we knew was when the bank statement turned up with Contra on it and we had to ask what that meant.
Faunch is a new one on me! Had to go and look it up.
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When we stop wearing the same uniform as everyone else and can tell our clothes apart!
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I know Beef and Tomato pot noodles are both vegetarian and dairy free, because against all common sense, I still sometimes feel the need to eat them but I don't think I ever checked on their vegan-ness.
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Cash's nametapes were to my mother the symbol of middle-class profligacy and decadence.
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