A Bug's Life

You need to spend vast sums on an Internet Fridge (http://www.lginternetfamily.co.uk/fridge.asp)

Normal Features
- ‘B’ Energy Efficiency
- Gross Capacity - 506 Litre Fridge, 310 Freezer
- Multi-Airflow Cooling System
- Water Dispenser for chilled water and crushed/cubed ice
- LCD Display Panel
- Unique Fully Electronic Temperature Control System cuts down temperature variations

Digital Features
General
- Tilting, pull-out 15.1" touch-screen for accessing all services
- Built-in stereo speakers, CCD camera and microphone for entertainment, interactive and messaging services Information
- Electronic calendar for keeping important dates
- Electronic nutritional fact file for tips and information on food products purchased
- Track foods and their storage time in your fridge freezer
- Electronic user features and maintenance manuals
- Self diagnostic system for highlighting faults
- Phone Number Management
- External Management
- Cooking Recipes
- Weather Information
- Handwriting Recognition

Entertainment
- Built-in TV tuner for watching TV broadcasts
- Built-in MP3 player for downloading music
- Internet Radio for listening to radio stations
- Built-in video camera for taking still photos
- Built-in CCD camera


GRIN!

All it needs is a voice synth (with selectable Delia/Worrall/Ainsley/Gordon(rated 18) voices) to talk you through preparing a meal. It could even suggest options based on what is going out of date in your fridge!

Or a paper scrapbook, which might be slightly cheaper (big grin!)