Ahem. "Using a cherry pitter while wearing a white t-shirt is the act of a Fooln artist! Do not do it again with a shirt you want to stain interestingly."
It's foolish only if you've not yet discovered the Fine Art of Tie-dying (especially the -- simpler and less spectacular -- subset involving the use of coloured fabric-marker pens that produces a result you don't have to reserve for wearing at a Gathering of Faded (or Neo-) Hippies).
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"Using a cherry pitter while wearing a white t-shirt is the act of a
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