A Bug's Life

Many years ago, I was feeling facetious, and filled in a series of forms for cat biccie samples, using our cats' names. So samples arrived for Snufkin Brisingamen and so for. Also, in a fit of something or other, I filled in one or two for friends' cats. The potential enormous stupidity of this act had not then dawned upon me, so it was as well that the company in question did not deluge any of us with further mailings. On the other hand, I had the ineffable pleasure of hearing from Andy Sawyer that Billy the cat had received a sample of kitty munchies, and Andy was now trying to figure out how he had managed to fill in the form and send it off. I did confess eventually, but Andy was never quite sure about Billy ... (Billy was a similar vintage to Chia, and I have visions of the two of them sitting in the great cat basket in the sky, deciding what to do with Snufkin).

Damn! Primates have identified my Cunning Plan!

*goes off to PLOT some more*