Hamsters in the Mail.
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I can imagine it now. Samuel L Jackson has gone undercover with the USPO to find why so many delivery workers go postal. But when the villain discovers this, he decides to post rabid hamsters to the sorting office where Jackson works. See Siberian hamsters swarming a customer. Watch a poor woman lose her hand to a postbox full of gerbils. Faint when the giant mouse eats the delivery van.
Which reminds me - I need to go post some parcels. Back soon.
*Chuckle*
With
Graeme Garden as Samuel L Jackson,
Bill Oddie as the customer swarmed by hamsters,
and Tim Brooke Taylor as the poor woman who loses her hand to a postbox full of gerbils.
Re: *Chuckle*
Oh, my, yes. It's a shame it's 20 years or so too late, it really is.
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The hard part was going around to toy shops saying "I need a plush ferret please, or it doesn't have to be a ferret, just something that could play a ferret...."