Hamsters in the Mail

[bugshaw]

Thank you, fjm!

Comments

[stevegreen.livejournal.com]

Does the RSPCA know?

[ang-grrr.livejournal.com]

"Hamsters in the Mail" fits very nicely to "Riders on the Storm".

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Oh, and that tune has just the right spooky touch for the subject matter, too.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

This is the sequel to Snakes on a Plane?

I can imagine it now. Samuel L Jackson has gone undercover with the USPO to find why so many delivery workers go postal. But when the villain discovers this, he decides to post rabid hamsters to the sorting office where Jackson works. See Siberian hamsters swarming a customer. Watch a poor woman lose her hand to a postbox full of gerbils. Faint when the giant mouse eats the delivery van.

Which reminds me - I need to go post some parcels. Back soon.

*Chuckle*

[bugshaw.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a plot from The Goodies!

With
Graeme Garden as Samuel L Jackson,
Bill Oddie as the customer swarmed by hamsters,
and Tim Brooke Taylor as the poor woman who loses her hand to a postbox full of gerbils.

Re: *Chuckle*

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

(Right, back from the sorting office.)

Oh, my, yes. It's a shame it's 20 years or so too late, it really is.

[kateyule.livejournal.com]

I did mail Lise Eisenberg a ferret once.

The hard part was going around to toy shops saying "I need a plush ferret please, or it doesn't have to be a ferret, just something that could play a ferret...."